God Bless America

I am back after a few years sniffing around at the bottom of a lake. Hard to hold my doggie breath that long, but that's what I did. After I came up for a breath, I noticed a distinct change--something actually rotten in the air. No decaying bodies this time, but something just as smelly--SOCIALISM. I also noticed that my buried treasures which I planned to enjoy in my old age--half of them were gone.

I received the most comments about my pork blog, which weren't my words at all, but those of a muslim cleric. I just added piggy pictures to accompany the cleric's words.

I like pork myself, and I do miss those retirement rib bones. I get creaky some days and I wish I wouldn't have to continue to dive into that cold water, but I suppose that's why I was made--to be of service to mankind.

This is the anniversary of a very dark day in American history and one all of us cadaver dogs will never forget. For all those who served this country in its time of greatest threat, and for all of those who died that dreadful day--God Bless You and God Bless America. And please, dear Lord, keep us from harm--from all enemies foreign and domestic.

Recent Propaganda Movies

1) Brokeback Mountain--to promote ever-increasing public acceptance of homosexuality

2) Munich--to prove that nothing is ever gained by going after terrorists

3) Goodnight and Good Luck--to reiterate the destruction caused by the HUAC and McCarthyism despite the fact that McCarthy was right--there were vast numbers of communists in the highest levels of government and most of the public was supportive of McCarthy at the time

4) Syriana--evil BIG oil companies are running and ruining the world

5) Narnia--the Lion of the Tribe of Judah triumphs over Death!

Make a Choice

The time is rapidly approaching when each and every individual will have to choose: God or godlessness. What will it be? Actually, as the Europeans are discovering, godlessness is no longer a choice. If Nature abhors a vacuum, so does Islam. No matter how civilized, open-minded and happy the Danes are, for the most part, they don't have God. So perhaps they will have Allah. And perhaps all of post-modernist, post-Christian Europe will have Allah. Either you are with the Christian God (Father, Son and Holy Spirit) or you are against Him--there is no neutral ground.

The agnostic, or aetheistic Europeans are willing the cut the poor muslims a whole lot of slack--because haven't the Christians and Jews been an offense to the muslims for centuries? When will the Europeans say "Enough!" Not until it is too late, I'm afraid.

I sat in an Episcopal Church not too long after 9/11 and listened to a visiting priest suggest we Americans should be asking ourselves what we did to bring this catastrophe upon ourselves. Because surely we brought it on ourselves! I should have got up and walked out. But I sat there wondering why I was surprised. This is the way liberals think. So Europe will continue to look inward wondering what they could do to make the muslims feel more welcome. Maybe the individual EU governments could just issue a statement: Hey, we don't particularly like Christians or Jews either. But please don't burn any more cars or buildings. Pretty please............

21 Ways To Be A Good Liberal (Oh wait, isn't that an oxymoron?)

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists (or Iranian terriorists).

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money making, "The Passion Of The Christ" just for financial gain.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is totally normal and a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

Paean

My master’s eyes are perfect pools of spoor
Alive and murky brown with flecks of gold;
His feet smell like the rank posterior
Of some good friend, his socks like musty mold.

His morning breath is fragrant as the pail
Fresh-emptied of its treasure on trash day;
I’d rather lick his face than bite the mailman’s leg
Or watch that coward curse and run away.

My master’s voice is sweeter than the song
Of a howling mongrel chorus after dark;
I love to hear him call my name—“Hey, Nimrod!
How about a walk around the park?”

More splendid than a cornered de-clawed cat
Is pissing on the rug of a man like that!

Why is the eating of pork forbidden in Islam? A Muslim scholar answers

A Muslim scholar answers the question--
Why is the eating of pork forbidden in Islam?



The fact that consumption of pork is prohibited in Islam is well known. The following points explain various aspects of this prohibition:











Pork prohibited in Qur’an
The Qur’an prohibits the consumption of pork in no less than 4 different places. It is prohibited in 2:173, 5:3, 6:145 and 16:115. "Forbidden to you (for food) are: dead meat, blood, the flesh of swine, and that on which hath been invoked the name of other than Allah." [Al-Qur’an 5:3]

The above verses of the Holy Qur’an are sufficient to satisfy a Muslim as to why pork is forbidden.


Pig is one of the filthiest animals on earth


The pig is one of the filthiest animals on earth. It lives and thrives on muck, faeces and dirt. It is the best scavenger that I know that God has produced. In the villages they don’t have modern toilets and the villagers excrete in the open air. Very often excreta is cleared by pigs.

Some may argue that in advanced countries like Australia, pigs are bred in very clean and hygienic conditions. Even in these hygienic conditions the pigs are kept together in sties. No matter how hard you try to keep them clean they are filthy by nature. They eat and enjoy their own as well as their neighbour’s excreta.



Pig is the most shameless animal


The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; i.e. many say "you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife." If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.

A Beautiful Picture

From my all-time favorite movie "Wuthering Heights"